About me: You have been working hard. You deserve an award as one of America's Top 50 Lawyers. The only question is the level you should buy. We suggest that you eschew the base $499.99 and mid-range $749.99 awards in favor of the "featured" $999.99 award level. Probably no one will be shocked that you felt it necessary to purchase an award.
Country: CA
Hometown: 1590 Calverton Court
City: Mississauga ONT L5G-2W3
School: Howard Knox
Job: pink promoter of expensive atty awards
Here for: You could buy the bottom-of-the-line $499.99 award, but that is hardly satisfying. It might be better to buy the mid-grade $749.99 award, but when you get this far you might as well go all out with the $999.99 award. It includes both the mass-produced plaque of the $499.99 award and the crystal-like statute of the $749.99 award. Also you may expect that they will promote you more heavily on the awards web site.
Favorite ideal sex partner: Gullible attorneys with fat wallets
My Erogenic Zones: Also known as the "cash drawer", find out more when you buy an award
Turn ons: Since the awards are promoted through the Google pink promotion service, they all come with the famous Google three-way warranty:
1 - no questions;
2 - no refunds;
3 - no exceptions!
Some awards just come, out of the blue. You are working and doing your job, and suddenly you are recognized. Other awards come when you send money to a vendor like [email protected] to purchase an award. This could be a "most valuable customer", but it is often classified as a "Top" attorney promotion:
* America's Top 50 Lawyers
* America's Top 100 Lawyers
* Super Lawyers
* Best Lawyers
You get the idea. And the vendors hope to get the bucks!
The important thing is that you act promptly. It would be a shame for other people to get awards and you not get any. Especially with the prices being so attractive right now:
- $499.99 "Basic Member" with personalized heirloom mahogany frame
- $749.99 "Distinguished Member" with personalized crystal statute
- $999.99 "Featured Member" with both mahogany and crystal
Can't decide? Why not do all three! With America's Top 50 Lawyers you are no longer limited to one award.
Some awards just come, out of the blue. You are working and doing your job, and suddenly you are recognized. Other awards come when you send money to a vendor like [email protected] to purchase an award. This could be a "most valuable customer", but it is often classified as a "Top" attorney promotion:
* America's Top 50 Lawyers
* America's Top 100 Lawyers
* Super Lawyers
* Best Lawyers
You get the idea. And the vendors hope to get the bucks!
The important thing is that you act promptly. It would be a shame for other people to get awards and you not get any. Especially with the prices being so attractive right now:
- $499.99 "Basic Member" with personalized heirloom mahogany frame
- $749.99 "Distinguished Member" with personalized crystal statute
- $999.99 "Featured Member" with both mahogany and crystal
Can't decide? Why not do all three! With America's Top 50 Lawyers you are no longer limited to one award.
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