The spider caught himself a sexy latin chick. Now by latin I mean this bitch just got off the boat or something because she didn't speak a lick of english, if you know what i... mean. She came in to the shop to try and hustle me out of $300, for a piece of shit tv that had a fucking VCR in it. A FUCKING VCR! Who even uses those anymore? I "accidently" dropped the tv in hopes it would break so that I can take this sexy mamasita to the back and throw some cash at her for some sex. Well lets just say that everything went well and she got to see my "O" face through the facial she got.
