As most of you know now that Ms. Maples AKA Lana Rhoades has "retired to OF's", with a gut full of human (father unknown...but his East coast team might've just been bounced from the playoffs...ahem...)... been trying to Jedi mind trick people into thinking she wasn't ever a slut for pay. Well, she wasn't the most popular chick in porn for no reason. That being said, I'd like to contribute to keeping her uh,..legend alive!!!
