Case #8569022 – May 13th, 3:54 PM. The suspect is an adolescent female with dark hair. She identifies herself as Kylie Rocket. After detainment, she admits to stealing a pair of glasses, claiming it’s the... only stolen item in her possession. A search reveals she’s stolen several more sets of glasses and a pair of pants. The Officer on duty works out a deal with the suspect in the midst of an invasive cavity search. The rest of this case is classified.
