Case #8911699 – February 26th, 10:23 AM. Suspect is a dirty blonde adolescent female. She uses the alias Cindy Cumdumpster before identifying herself as Alice Merchesi. She physically resists being detained and refuses to identify... her male accomplice in the suspected theft. Using a metal detector, the Officer scans her for stolen items. Ultimately, the suspect agrees to a compromise with the Officer to avoid law enforcement involvement. The rest of this case is classified.
