Case #5695646 – February 19th, 9:17 AM. Suspect is a blonde female. She identifies herself as Sadie Hartz. The suspect, or someone who looks exactly like the suspect, is thought to have stolen items from... the storefront. The suspect denies that it was her, so the Officer examines the security tape. He determines there is enough evidence to warrant a strip search, ultimately discovering stolen goods in her crotch area. The rest of this case is classified.
