December 26th, 6:03 PM. Case #6395862 - Suspects are two adolescent females who are participating in the Christmas promotion at the store. The two perps are suspected of shoplifting items that are on sale for... the holidays. The Loss Prevention Officer observed them while operating undercover as Santa Claus. After a thorough search, special holiday retrieval tactics are put into action. The rest of this case is considered classified.
